WHO'S THE LOSER THAT WROTE IN SAYING I AM GAY?!?!?!! I AM NOT GAY!!! THE LADIES LOVE ME!!! TELL EVERYONE I AM NOT GAY RIGHT NOW!! OR ELSE!!!!

It’s the grey dude I’ve never met before!!

I-It… It doesseem like it doesn’t it…

Sure!

Oh, well, that was weird.

So, are there two embodiments of evil?

I’m so much better, nicer, and more awesome than my lazy, mean, pushy, arrogant, ru-

Please don’t kill me…

Porky told me that good children don’t eat cakes or pies, so he took mine. I always thought I wasn’t supposed to eat them. Am I???

I’m sure I’m allowed to eat cookies, though!

I seem to vaguely remember having one in a dream, yet it felt kind of real somehow! I think it’s just me, though.

What I do remember is giving one, and it’s fun to give them, too, I suppose!